Cari, deftly avoiding my teeth.
I think Cari started to realize she was getting a little tipsy here and wisely began avoiding the camera.
Them: "So, what's new?"
Me: "I'm going to slowly choke the life out of this conversation with the most mundane details of my uber boring life. Wait! Where are you going?"
Her on Phone: "Yeah, there's this asshole who's standing next to us, like he's with us or something! I know!"
Doesn't this just say it all? Is it any wonder this man charms my pants right off?
Oh they liked Logan, a lot.
"So you ladies are identical triplets?"
"No! I'm serious, we're sister's but we love making out!"
Logan: "Can you describe the making out?"
I'm only sharing this picture because 'Boobs' is making a stupid face.
I'm such a bitch.
Smart people may have thought about leaving now.
I'm pretending to be with them, but I accidentally shot my teeth right out of my mouth and lodged them in the back of that guy's head.
I share this picture because Rebecca looks so lovely in this picture and she had to endure the attacking lips of Logan. Plus, she was wearing a poncho-like article that was so stylish....let's just say everyone out with me Saturday was stylish and I was not.
I was wearing a pair of pants I had nearly left for dead at the salvation army thrift shop. But they fit again!
Impaired judgement....I took this photo. Why didn't I think, 'Hey, let's call it a night?'. I've no idea but he's a robot so who cares! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Here Brad ducks to save himself from my many chins. Look out!
Isn't scary when someone gnashes their teeth? Enough with the gnashing.
This makes me giggle.
Here I pretend to play pool all the while growing a Brad directly out of my armpit. Isn't that weird?
I know I make this face a lot when I'm drunk in pictures. But look at my spouse! Can you blame me?
Actual proof I included water as part of my festivities.
Actual proof I molested a bottle of water.
OMG! How! Totally! Gay! Wooooo!
Isn't it odd how Jeff looks orange here? He's not usually so orange.
I said I'd only show pictures I had a funny caption for, but I just really like looking at this picture because these are some of my favorite people with a y chromosome.
Here is where I'm done and should be winding the evening down. But I don't. In fact I order another drink very soon after this picture is taken.
I love when people are drunk and they want to make a really cool hand sign and instead they make the ASL sign for 'I Love You'....A lot of the time when you've had a lot to drink that's all you can think of. 'Love' or hot raunchy sex. You know, either one.
I should have gone home before, but I didn't. Now I'm downright over done. I'm all rubbery from simmering in my own juices for so long. Good Night!