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Cari

Cari

Cari, deftly avoiding my teeth.


logan joe cari

logan joe cari

I think Cari started to realize she was getting a little tipsy here and wisely began avoiding the camera.


Here I am talking.

Here I am talking.

Them: "So, what's new?"

Me: "I'm going to slowly choke the life out of this conversation with the most mundane details of my uber boring life. Wait! Where are you going?"


Pretend You're With.

Pretend You're With.

Her on Phone: "Yeah, there's this asshole who's standing next to us, like he's with us or something! I know!"


Beer in my face

Beer in my face

Doesn't this just say it all? Is it any wonder this man charms my pants right off?


Logan's Dream Team

Logan's Dream Team

Oh they liked Logan, a lot.


Still flirting

Still flirting

"So you ladies are identical triplets?"


Wow, still flirting!

Wow, still flirting!

"No! I'm serious, we're sister's but we love making out!"


Can you....

Can you....

Logan: "Can you describe the making out?"


Meow!

Meow!

I'm only sharing this picture because 'Boobs' is making a stupid face.

I'm such a bitch.


Drunk logan

Drunk logan

Smart people may have thought about leaving now.


When lips attack.

When lips attack.


Here I attempt to play 'Pretend You're With'

Here I attempt to play 'Pretend You're With'

I'm pretending to be with them, but I accidentally shot my teeth right out of my mouth and lodged them in the back of that guy's head.


Rebecca, liss, logan

Rebecca, liss, logan

I share this picture because Rebecca looks so lovely in this picture and she had to endure the attacking lips of Logan. Plus, she was wearing a poncho-like article that was so stylish....let's just say everyone out with me Saturday was stylish and I was not.

I was wearing a pair of pants I had nearly left for dead at the salvation army thrift shop. But they fit again!


Jesus, he's drunk.

Jesus, he's drunk.

Impaired judgement....I took this photo. Why didn't I think, 'Hey, let's call it a night?'. I've no idea but he's a robot so who cares! WOOOOOOOOOO!


Many Chins.

Many Chins.

Here Brad ducks to save himself from my many chins. Look out!


Logan and Jeff

Logan and Jeff

Isn't scary when someone gnashes their teeth? Enough with the gnashing.


It's better than a poke in the eye.

It's better than a poke in the eye.

This makes me giggle.


Here I am, faking it.

Here I am, faking it.

Here I pretend to play pool all the while growing a Brad directly out of my armpit. Isn't that weird?


Point of No Return

Point of No Return

I know I make this face a lot when I'm drunk in pictures. But look at my spouse! Can you blame me?


Evidence.

Evidence.

Actual proof I included water as part of my festivities.


Water Innuendo

Water Innuendo

Actual proof I molested a bottle of water.


So gay

So gay

OMG! How! Totally! Gay! Wooooo!


Orange.

Orange.

Isn't it odd how Jeff looks orange here? He's not usually so orange.


logan, brad, jeff

logan, brad, jeff

I said I'd only show pictures I had a funny caption for, but I just really like looking at this picture because these are some of my favorite people with a y chromosome.


Put a Fork In Her.

Put a Fork In Her.

Here is where I'm done and should be winding the evening down. But I don't. In fact I order another drink very soon after this picture is taken.


I love.....

I love.....

I love when people are drunk and they want to make a really cool hand sign and instead they make the ASL sign for 'I Love You'....A lot of the time when you've had a lot to drink that's all you can think of. 'Love' or hot raunchy sex. You know, either one.


Here is where I get overdone.

Here is where I get overdone.

I should have gone home before, but I didn't. Now I'm downright over done. I'm all rubbery from simmering in my own juices for so long. Good Night!