FAILED Birthday Party Themes
Our baby girl turned 5 this weekend. She really wanted a Hello Kitty party. But as my friend Katy says, we can create our own brand of crap for half the price. At least she says something like it.
So we came up with some alternative party themes.
Dangling Participles: Let's Avoid Them
Hooker, OK: It's a Location, Not a Vocation
Fun With Scorpio's, Fun With Scorpions.
She didn't get it so we had a big fat Hello Fucking Kitty party.
We did leave out the F part, but I'm still bitter about that dangling participle pinata we worked on for hours. Damn you Hello Kitty.
Did you at least play Pin the Participle on the Donkey or Duck-Duck-Scorpion?
Posted by: Curacao | 2003.11.20 at 07:56 AM
Your 5 y/o didn't get the brilliance of the dangling participle pinata? Youth is wasted on the young!
Posted by: Robin | 2003.11.20 at 10:39 PM
lol!
Posted by: Amy | 2003.11.21 at 09:42 PM