Gleaning The Cube...
Friday Pants is crawling his way out of Cube-Ville. He likes to think of this as a promotion of sorts, but I know better. I know the Powers That Be have decided to seperate him from his friends so that he might actually up his productivity.
What they don't know is that Pants is quite a collector of shit.
What they don't realize is Pants first lost his display space when I moved in with him after our wedding in 1997. His 'collectibles' were sent to his office, which he lost to our second child nearly 3 years ago. For 3 years his things have been in the basement, stored away hoping and praying for the day they could come out. While waiting, they've been multiplying.
All that collecting stifled by his son and his wife....will now be unleashed on the 4th floor in a small and unassuming office.
First the GIANT LIGHTBULB will rise from the basement. Then, the Tiki Will Rise.
Next, the Pin Ups will be hung. Then he'll stock the mini fridge with drinks, lots of drinks
They've no idea....
5th floor actually... only one floor from the top.
Posted by: Pants | 2003.11.06 at 08:13 AM
One floor from the top but once you get into that office they'll never be able to pull you out.
Posted by: Me | 2003.11.06 at 09:40 AM
Wow, the new site looks great! Very impressive....
As for your husband's new office, sounds like a place my husband would like to go hang out in. Actually, it's sounding a lot like his plans for our future basement, aka "Man Land." Every man deserves a land. As long as I don't have to clean it.
Congrats on suburbanbliss.net!
Posted by: Mary | 2003.11.06 at 05:05 PM
light bulb... check
tiki... check
pinups... check
well-stocked mini fridge... "and the first shall be last" (still waiting on the fridge
Posted by: Pants | 2003.11.20 at 02:33 PM