My First Non In Law Hate Mail!
Hooray! Finally the love is being spread a bit!
This note comes from a very angry young lady, with a severe lack of spell check. She is also suffering from a bad case of poor grammar. It makes me shudder.
"I think whoever hates on Jamie and Ally you all some insicurities problems and your just Jealous. If your parents wear rich why the hell not live life up. I think they are spoil but there not brats they are wealthy beautiful girls. Atlease there not just like well im rich I am going to stay home and let my parents take care of me for the reast of my life. Jamie is in college and Ally is going to help her dad design. Anyways all of the taping wear from there summer it wasent like they were going to London and L.A.in the middle of the school year. As for the person who made this site I think you are a poor ugly stupid little poor reatarded bitch. Now how do you like to be judge. Thats why you shouldent judge people you dont even know. Ps I bet Jamie and Ally will get more guys then you will ever dream of you dumb ass stupid bitch!!!!!"
Oh, Meagan, there is just so much fun here. Your use of the english language leaves me reeling backwards.
Jaime and Ally really couldn't ask for a more eloquent spokeswoman to defend their honor. They would be proud I'm sure.
Please tell me you are in middle school or at least no where near graduating from high school. Please.
Priceless. I'm thinking 14ish?
Posted by: Dana | 2003.12.29 at 01:10 PM
Wow, my stomach is hurting and my head is spinning. What a great email, obviously didn't read the rest of your entries otherwise she would know you have a hot little hubby!
Posted by: Jill | 2003.12.29 at 02:44 PM
Awww, that brung a teer two my I. Thank ewe four sherring.
Posted by: Anna | 2003.12.29 at 03:47 PM
omg!lmao.....Let's hope and pray that the public school system has not failed that much!
Posted by: Emily | 2003.12.29 at 05:24 PM
HA! My coworker & I were in tears over this. By the way, the entire House Of Jews & More staff is laughing their arses off at your site now. I have converted them all, in my own way...
Posted by: Lil' Sis | 2003.12.29 at 05:55 PM
Oh. My. Eyes.
Posted by: Christine | 2003.12.29 at 08:49 PM
"hates on". On?
Oh my.
You get the best hate mail, you really do! How entertaining for you!
~Patti
Posted by: Patti | 2003.12.30 at 12:11 AM
But then again, since you are a "reatarded bitch".... I guess you deserve fun hate mail.
God, I can't stop laughing.
~Patti
Posted by: Patti | 2003.12.30 at 12:14 AM
Too bad, if you actually were a
"poor ugly stupid little poor reatarded bitch" that would be a hefty tax deduction.
Posted by: Caracao | 2003.12.30 at 08:40 AM
Not bad for an ESL student, though.
Posted by: beerzieboy | 2003.12.30 at 10:15 AM
entertaining but in a sad, 'scared for the future of our country' way...
Posted by: jenn | 2003.12.30 at 02:23 PM
Oh. My. God. That was hilarious. I wonder what our friend the English Professor is thinking about this wonderful use of English language. I know, personally, it was painful to read. I had to get my 6 year old to interpret the spelling mistakes!
Posted by: Michelle | 2003.12.30 at 07:00 PM