Not Leaving Without The Chair
The room we're staying in boasts (with many 'special characters') a lovely Aeron ©®™ chair.
I've decided I won't allow this seat to leave my arse the entire time we're here. I'm going to roll everywhere. I've decided if I could drive home in this chair I wouldn't want to gnaw my own arm off. I've decided this is the chair I didn't even know I dreamed of...it's too much.
We've had sex in the Aeron ®©™ Chair, I've even been sleeping in the Aeron ®©™ chair. It's like sleeping in the womb, like copulating in the air. It's amazing.
Sure, they're a little pricey. But I found one I can get for $36.83 a month! For sex in the air and fetal-like sleep? I'd pay twice that!
But since, as I've mentioned....a lot, it's The Year Of The Budget Living, maybe we'll just have to dismantle this thing and cart it out of here. Or maybe we can disguise it as a stroller....
I think you could do it Melissa!lol
Posted by: Emily | 2004.01.24 at 11:28 AM
oh, i would find some way to purchase this chair. can't you get the boy potty trained??? if you think you probably spend about the same on the diapers?!
melissa, if you had SEX in that chair, with the kids asleep and didnt wake them or feel sqeamish....then i would sell and ovary or kidney or something to have that chair.
plasma, you could sell, plasma! get that paper route! whatever it takes.
Posted by: alyssa | 2004.01.24 at 01:22 PM
You had SEX in the chair??? Please tell me the children are elsewhere............
And you can't post on *your* site w/o popping in to say *Hi* on the board.
What the hell is wrong w/ you?
Lisa
Posted by: Lisa | 2004.01.24 at 03:43 PM
Tell the clerk at the Wyndham that you and Pants made hot monkey love on that chair. I am sure they will insist that you keep it.
Posted by: Deborah | 2004.01.25 at 02:37 AM
Okay, EW. I know for a FACT that the kids were in the room. Maybe that's what yr son & his shark were conversing about- no schizophrenic outburst, he was in emotional shock.
miao.
Posted by: Lil' Sis | 2004.01.26 at 06:54 PM
PS- AY! BIMBO CONCHAS!
(I still can't stop, and it doesn't even help that nobody seems to understand the humour in it, not even Ryan, who did, however, say the Fine Pastries were delicious.)
miao.
Posted by: Lil' Sis | 2004.01.26 at 07:02 PM
Those are VERY nice chairs! Would you believe all 250 people in my company have one?!
We are very spoiled! (Although I'm not aware of anyone having sex in them yet.)
Posted by: Joe | 2004.01.26 at 08:40 PM