He's A Winter.

Tonight my husband said, as we did the dinner dishes, 'You know, I really think Madison is a 'Winter', which isn't really surprising because I'm a 'Winter' too."

This is intensely funny, not just because my husband has stopped fighting his metrosexuality and has embraced it, that's really old news.

It's hilarious because he was truly shocked when I began laughing in that annoying way I do when something is so incredibly hilarious I can't even take a breath because it's so fucking funny it's the only thing I can think about and breathing would take away from the laughing.

Eventually I stopped laughing and he said, 'What?'

Which started the whole thing all over again.

Continuing with the reporting of my miserable week:

My iBook still isn't back, devastated is the only word to fit in here.

If you would like to hear the most annoying cough ever, please call my house between the hours of 2am and 5am. These hours are the prime of my seal like barking, which keeps everyone in the house awake wondering where the hell the seal is. In the daylight I sound more like an old lady with the early stages of emphysema, and I do not smoke.

Also, I have officially crossed over with Bad Hair Day #34. Today was maybe one of the worst hair days ever, and I know bad hair. (Looking at that picture, do you think I'm a 'Spring' or more a 'Summer'?)

Comments

[jilbur]

summer, definitely--but I would defer to the expertise of your husband.

when I had pneumonia last year and was taking scary cipro-like antibiotics, I went to the Chinese medicine/tea store near work and asked for a recommendation. The guy sold me cordyceps, and it made me a lot better--fast. You can read about it on this site, which I find pretty unbiased and comprehensive:
http://www.supplementwatch.com/
Later I got some from my mom when she got bronchitis recovering from the flu, and she also found it effective. I got it in capsules, so it wasn't nasty-tasting--in fact, the smell in the bottle was weirdly like Passover chocolate macaroons ...

[emily]

Randy would not even have a clue what I was talking about if I told him he was a "winter".
Too funny.
Hope you get to feeling better soon.

[Pants]

I'm man enough to embrace both my metrosexuality (the new word for gentleman, apparently) and my winter-ness...

[Leslie]

Enjoying your blog from SoCal!

You're simply hilarious!