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Thursday night Logan was grouchy. It seems coming home from work for 2 hours to have dinner and give the kids a bath (I love how he does that) and then heading back to work to finish a project makes a person grumpy! I decided to make some church signs to cheer him up a bit. It started with this one.

Then I got all tingly everywhere and I spent the next 5 hours creating and emailing church signs. I made a lot but I'll only share a few like this and this. And well, I have to share this one because of the upcoming holiday.

Then I began using the signs to continue the arguments from earlier in the evening, like this and this via the church signs.

The next day I began using the church signs to communicate the most mundane details of our lives with my spouse, rather than simply sending an email or placing a phone call.

I'm finding this method of communication to be quite effective. I also love that I seem to believe that all church signs are God talking...and also, I seem to assume God will always be on my side in any argument.

Comments

[Crystal]

Thanks for many many chuckles!!

[jilbur]

bwaaahahahaha!
No fair--synagogues don't use signs. Craptastic--once again, the goyim get all the toys, and the Jews are left with our fasting and gazebos with fruits and veg hanging and whatever other booby prizes ...

[receptionista]

i'm so glad god took back that gay thing.

[Rubber-Sol]

You're so freakin' hilarious!!! It's non-stop fun over here!

[pinky]

This is irrelevant to your entry, but...

tonight I saw a band from Detroit, and they mentioned Cedar Point from the stage! I jumped up and down, and no one knew why :-)

[briantologist]

That's both the funniest series of signs and the best marital communication idea I've ever heard. I'm totally ripping that off.

[terri c]

Thank you. You have saved what is left of my sanity with the church sign generator. I am forwarding madly...

[Nicole]

Those are awesome! There's a church sign I pass on my way to/from work everyday and I'm a terrible, terrible person for finding this real, actual church sign hysterical:
GODISNOWHERE

[Joye]

Love it. That is hilarious! Your blog cracks me up daily!

[mumsie]

If you find that Logan stops obeying those divine commandments, you could try resorting to the random note generator.

[mumsie]

ransom, not random. Sorry, I'm tired.

[WHAK'd]

http://www.customsigngenerator.com has more "on the fly" image making web tools ;)

[Elizabeth]

This may possibly be the best thing I have ever found on the Internet. I'm so glad Google brought me to your blog!