Business Trips

All my husband wants in life (besides regular sex and more of these tender moments) is a Jeep.

He's busily preparing to fly out to Virginia for Camp Jeep. Which is funny because he tried very, very hard to get a Jeep to attend 'Camp' with, but as is horribly typical for my automotive challenged husband, he has been forced to drive the one car he would like to never drive, even in spite of my insistence that we will eventually cross over into the dark side. He'll be attending 'Camp Jeep' in this.

This tickles a mean part of myself that's facing 5 days (including two very long weekend days) listening to a lot of talking from two people who are so smart and so inquisitive, I sometimes wish I'd drank, just a little bit, while pregnant so they wouldn't talk so much.

Thank God I didn't breastfeed, imagine how smart they'd be at this point.

But then another part of me feels sad for my husband who can't get himself behind the wheel of a Jeep to save his life.

But then I remember how these 'location shoots' work and I don't feel bad anymore. He assures me he'll be 'working really hard', but you'll forgive me if the memories of Utah with it's beautiful scenery and it's sushi dinners into the wee hours and Lake Tahoe with it's gambling and massages, are still a little fresh for me.

But, no, really...I hope he has fun....in his mini van.

I have all these pictures to share, but there are so many of them...I don't know what the best way to share them would be..or if I should even. You see we were at a bar on Saturday, late at night, and there were many beverages shared....and we all know that sometimes alcohol affects my ability to judge what is actually considered 'funny'. Do I need to remind you of The Dancing Queen? I didn't think so.

So while I ponder the comic value of these pictures let me share this one where Asa (Ah-Sah) is molesting this glow stick thingie we were gifted with and this one where John has drunken bedroom eyes for my spouse.

There's a lot more comedy where that came from Internet. I haven't even gotten to my new favorite game, "Walk Up To Someone, Pretend You're With Them And Have Your Picture Taken". It's truly amazing how willing drunk people in Royal Oak are to have their picture taken. Even though what they really want is, you know, sex. They aren't getting it here, our needs are taken care of.

Comments

[pinky]

That picture of Asa and the very tall woman is hilarious. That's a fun game!

[emily]

I love these type of pictures.I always take my camera with me when we are with friends.Then to watch peoples faces when they later look at the pics and try to figure out what the hell was going on.lol

[Charla]

Sex parties, sex parties, sex parties! Does Alice know about this...

[JM]

My husband has a 93 Jeep Wrangler - it's his baby - and every year he says he is going to go to Camp Jeep and every year he finds some lame reason to not go.

Maybe I should just get a glowstick and cut out the middle man?