My Boobs Attend A Wedding.

A good push up bra can change your entire outlook.

I rarely wear things that show off my cleavage and I'm always surprised by the power of boobs. For example, I am rarely, if ever, flirted with. I don't know what the problem is...maybe it's the wild unmedicated look in my eye that scares all the men off. Whatever it is, it's solved when I wear a deep v neck top and a push up bra.

It's really all smoke and mirrors and if I were actually looking for a male companion, I wouldn't wear that bra since it's false advertising.

Anyway, we went to a wedding last night and my boobs wielded their mighty power. Not really, but my boobs and I had two odd interactions. One from an older gentleman I did not know. He walked past me and threw his arms up in the air and yelled, "Hey!!!!!!!!!" at me. It was really, really weird.

My other boob related interaction involved the bride (whom I didn't get much chance to photograph) who hugged me in the receiving line and exclaimed, 'Your rack is competing with mine!' (This was hardly true. She had a cocktail resting on hers, it was amazing.)

This is the first time I've ever had that conversation in a receiving line and it was really an enjoyable alternative to the usual dribble.

I didn't get many pictures at this wedding. It was a lovely affair and the camera seemed too intrusive at the posh country club. Sometimes we just don't want to make jack asses of ourselves. I did take this picture of our friends who will be getting married in October, in Las Vegas so, sadly, my boobs can't attend their wedding.

I did take a couple of shots however, because I can't help myself.

Have you ever gotten a Mashed Potato Cocktail? Neither have I, but I'll tell you we enjoyed it.

Logan made this sign for the bride and groom. He also made this version (note the groom's name is Tim...not Jim...Logan and I easily amuse ourselves.) and yet another one for the bride's mother who had gotten a reputation during the wedding planning as being a little domineering in the process.

All in all the wedding was lovely and the old man yelling 'Hey!!!!' at my boobs really did something for my attitude. Well it's either that or the medication or the fact that:

SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!

SCHOOOOOOOL STARTS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My God.....School Starts Tomorrow!!!! My summer imprisonment with The Bickerson's ends tomorrow!

Comments

[tex]

Okay, who's boobs were those in that picture? Nothing personal, but I've known you for a looooong time and I've never seen those boobs before. Did you take a picture of Logan's chest?

[Melissa]

See? I keep them hidden and honestly, this bra was amazing. Life changing really.

[hez]

WHERE CAN I GET THAT BRA?????

(my boobs have to attend a wedding next monday and are in need of reinforcement.)

[chris]

Well, are you going to tell us what kind of bra it is and where you bought it??? Please. I am begging.

My girls so need help... what little of them I have left.

[robert]

ummm... the chili peppers were nice, too. As for school starting, we've been celebrating for weeks now. (The ONLY thing this school district does right is start early, and now they're changing that for next year. Where's that boarding school brochure again ...

[Melissa]

Not chili peppers. A floral motif....but it does look like chili peppers. Shoot me if I ever wear chili peppers, or any type of themed sweater.

The bra is this one, but any push up bra with perhaps a little padding (or do like I did and buy it a cup size too small so your cups runneth over).

Your boobs will thank me.

[jenB]

I think such a bra would render me unconscious from suffocation. Count yourself lucky.

[Rubber-Sol]

Okay enough w/ the boobs.

Am I the only one who enjoyed the humor of the signs?! Mary and Tim....that was my fave.

[Gary M.]

nice boobs, I mean post...nice post.

[Nicole]

I have the same reaction with my own boobs and a push-up bra. However, I'm usually so entranced by my own cleavage that I am incapable of interaction beyond "Look, I have cleavage!", which can lead to some embarrassing moments at work.

[pinky]

The domineering-bridal-mom sign made me laugh. And yes, the power of cleavage is strong. I rarely wear anything that displays any, but when I do, I notice that the males of the species tend to address any and all comments below my chin.

[Sarcomical]

I hope you take today and do something extremely un-mom-like and extremely selfish! Yout totally deserve it!

[kalisah]

it appears a small child's head is poking up out of Logan's potato cocktail

[NotDonnaReed]

I have always struggled with the power of boobs. It's like carrying around a loaded shotgun that you don't know how to shoot. There should be a manual or something. "How to Make the Most of Your Cleavage"

[the sarcastic journalist]

you two always seem to have fun at weddings. Love the signs. Perhaps that can be your new career? Fun wedding sign lady?

[jilbur]

I always, always love it when you write about the boobatures.

[Lil' Sis]

Y'know, I just reread that blog & its corresponding comments that Jillbur just mentioned, and I have discovered that Jean referred to me as "technically competent!" okay, it's not the GREATEST compliment I've ever gotten, but i am still welling with pride. You think I can sew in snaps- you should see this flower pin I made from an old t-shirt sleeve! I'm the most popular girl in the office today. Watch yr ass, Katie Brown! TeriLynn is taking over!
(sorry- i know this comment is not at all related to the blog at hand, but i don't have my own blog yet. Unless you count MySpace, but it's members-only.)

[patti]

By god Kalisah is right! It DOES look like a child's head is poking out of Logan's mashed potato cocktail. God, I can't stop looking at it now. I know you wanted to dip your children in Belgian chocolates, but **mashed potatoes**?!?. Really, Melissa.

[Carmen]

Am I the only one cracking up at the "Life with the Bickerson's" comment? My God, that sounds like my house. I was never so glad for the school bell in my LIFE, as I was yesterday. It made good blog fodder, too!

Great rack, btw. I don't have a problem with enough clevage - my problem is too much.

[Texas T-bone]

Never saw a mashed-potato cocktail before, but I admit in college to doing a few instant-potato shots. People in Idaho must be off their mushrooms with all that intoxicating potato-growing going on!

Obviously, putting your best breast forward can make you feel better. I make it a point to yell "Hey!" at women who do that at weddings.