Please Don't Copy. I really didn't want to put a copyright thing on my site. It seemed a little....I don't know. But it's been brought to my attention I need to remind people to maybe think their own thoughts.
Have your Guy airbrush a pack of wolves, or eagles, or both on the side. You know? He could do it in frosting but then people might lick your van instead of writing "WASH ME!" with their dirty, judgemental fingers.
And you know what? You're still funny. You're still very talented. Gwen Stefani can get away with a pack of almost-offensive, worry-inducing ("Does she keep them in kennels? Like those purse-dogs everyone has? What does she DO with them when they need to SLEEP! Someone start a Harajuku Girls UNION, motherfucking PRONTO!")girls who do nothing but wear kneepads and giggle as they escort her down the red carpet. You can get away with seven seats and sliding doors. You're that legit.
Have your Guy airbrush a pack of wolves, or eagles, or both on the side. You know? He could do it in frosting but then people might lick your van instead of writing "WASH ME!" with their dirty, judgemental fingers.
And you know what? You're still funny. You're still very talented. Gwen Stefani can get away with a pack of almost-offensive, worry-inducing ("Does she keep them in kennels? Like those purse-dogs everyone has? What does she DO with them when they need to SLEEP! Someone start a Harajuku Girls UNION, motherfucking PRONTO!")girls who do nothing but wear kneepads and giggle as they escort her down the red carpet. You can get away with seven seats and sliding doors. You're that legit.
Posted by: L | 2004.11.24 at 04:27 AM
How did I miss this?Enjoy the new ride anyway.
Posted by: emily | 2004.11.24 at 08:21 AM
You could cover the mini van in stickers like "If this vans rockin' don't bother knockin'" etc etc
Posted by: faith | 2004.11.24 at 04:20 PM
I wanted to say thank you for the many hours of joyful reading you give me.
Wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving!
A daily reader,
Shina
Posted by: Shina Hart | 2004.11.25 at 05:27 AM