I miss my husband. Still.
I bought some faux wood blinds, which look like white painted wood blinds....except they're not real wood but they're thick and about 1/10th the cost of real painted wood.
The side of the package reads, "Looks and Feels Like Real Wood."
I really miss Logan.
hey, this is a companion piece to the one that I titled "Increase the Size of Your Log!" (promo from my free stats service to upgrade to not-free service) Erection jokes never get old.
Posted by: jilbur | 2005.04.29 at 12:57 PM
Woah. DIRTY! Love it.
Posted by: Em | 2005.04.29 at 01:18 PM
I get it! I do!
Posted by: Alice | 2005.04.29 at 01:40 PM
Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Dirty girl!
Posted by: Monica | 2005.04.29 at 01:49 PM
I didnt get it.......... but NOW........ i got it.
Maragarita please!
Big Margarita!
Dont be stingy with Jose' either!
Posted by: Heather | 2005.04.29 at 02:02 PM
Damn.....your funny! I am sure your 'telephone' would help ease the pain!
Posted by: stillheidi | 2005.04.29 at 02:18 PM
Heh heh... you said "wood"...
Posted by: tracy | 2005.04.29 at 02:40 PM
I miss logan too :(
Posted by: Design Bitch | 2005.04.29 at 03:02 PM
Oh I know you do buddy. Stay tough.
Posted by: MelissaS | 2005.04.29 at 03:45 PM
Nothing like real wood.
Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist | 2005.04.29 at 04:43 PM
hahaha I love it! very clever. *props*
Posted by: Brianne | 2005.04.29 at 05:11 PM
*snortle!*
(I have the patent on the snortle, so don't try to steal it. Mwah!)
Posted by: Lisa Precht | 2005.04.29 at 05:12 PM
Ha! Just spewed ice tea on my monitor....I'm a classy gal.
Love your site, hang tough.
Posted by: Suki | 2005.04.29 at 05:29 PM
Someone more perverted than me...huh go figure....
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom | 2005.04.29 at 05:57 PM
I HAVE THOSE BLINDS ALL THROUGH OUT MY HOUSE I LOVE THEM. KEEP YOUR CHIN UP!
Posted by: Dot | 2005.04.29 at 06:13 PM
Faux wood *blinds*? Yeah, right. Wink wink.
Posted by: Amanda | 2005.04.29 at 06:52 PM
you crack me up!
Posted by: sinda | 2005.04.29 at 07:33 PM
Tee hee ;) I'm sure he'll appreciate that it reminded you of him!
Posted by: chaos-girl | 2005.04.29 at 07:39 PM
thick wood.
nice.
Posted by: Y | 2005.04.29 at 08:29 PM
Logan's wood is "faux???"
Posted by: Theresa | 2005.04.29 at 08:38 PM
Oh no, if Logan's wood was faux, I wouldn't have to miss him.
Posted by: MelissaS | 2005.04.29 at 08:44 PM
I hear ya. My husband leaves Sunday for 10 days in Germany. Then he's home for a week and back to Germany for 9 more days. Our anniversary falls during that week he is home. I am not used to it and hopefully after these 2 trips he won't have to go back for a while.
He hasn't left yet and I am already dreading it.
Posted by: Liz in Maryland | 2005.04.29 at 08:52 PM
Blind love.
~K!
Posted by: kismet | 2005.04.29 at 09:17 PM
That's what it says on the side of my package too, but it also says use 4 AA batteries.
Posted by: LisaV | 2005.04.29 at 10:49 PM
No no no. That package is for your "back pain".....gah!
Posted by: MelissaS | 2005.04.29 at 10:51 PM
are your blinds thicker in the morning, hmmmm?
Posted by: mamaloo | 2005.04.29 at 11:12 PM
Awww... she's pining for her faux-bot...
Posted by: Stacy | 2005.04.29 at 11:58 PM
No not my back pain, more like my front pain.
Posted by: LisaV | 2005.04.30 at 12:20 AM