i feel so dirty.

Great news. Logan's coming home on Sunday instead of Monday, except late. And he has an ear infection. I'll have no mercy on him. I've been yearning through an entire week.

Amy sent me this lovely picture to round out Phallus Weekend. She asked me to photoshop out the men in the picture even though they don't attend Max's preschool. But I've been slapped across the face enough this week so they've been cropped.

Hello.....

I really need to go to Utah.

Also, if my in laws are still reading this I'll be shocked and amazed. Hi Kelly!

Comments

[LisaV]

Cock rock?

[Bente]

It's nice Logan will be home early. Hope you two have fun!

[mrtl]

I attended a "Tool Instruction and Empowerment Workshop" (aka sex party) and learned of something that may interest you. There's a make-your-own dildo kit. Logan would only be needed for the mold. I'm just saying.

[LisaV]

Thats a fuckerware party! Melissa, your next t-shirt really needs to say "ask me about becoming a fuckerware rep" or something.

[Jez]

suddenly 'rock climbing' takes on a whole new meaning, dontcha think?

[SueFromOhio]

You are FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!! I told my husband about the pre-school fiasco and he said you could come down here and get pics of our pre-schooler, Jakob, and Max and post them with funny captions if you want to...no legal action will be taken :)

[RisibleGirl]

Zoiks, that's some rock.

Your hubby comes home and mine leaves today. Wahhhh.

[Heatheranne]

I used to date a guy who called his thingy "Chevy" because it was "like a rock."

[Liz in Maryland]

Risiblegirl, mine left today too :-(.

[Leah]

That is awesome!

[21stCenturyMom]

If I tell you that when you write these posts you remind me of Lynette on Desperate Housewives will you hate me? You shouldn't - really. There are definite similarities:

Alike
1). Talented but not employed in field (unless you count the blog and the publicity and book deal so maybe this isn't true any more. You do have a book deal, don't you?)
2). Husband who travels all the time leaving wife lonely and longing and exhausted
3). Husband who is cute and loving when he comes home
4). Kicks ass when someone crosses her

Not alike
1). Kids - hers are a nightmare because she is such a shitty mother (although we now know it is because her mother made Machiavelli look like Marlo Thomas singing "Free to be You and Me").
2). Beauty - you are cuter and happier looking

[AmyinMotown]

SIGH. So no potential beer-buying at Momapalooza? Oh well, I do believe you'd have more fun with Logan.

And am just staring at the photo in wonderment before soaking myself in rock and estrogen tonight at the show....

[Lisa Precht]

Is it wrong that I see a face on the head?

[Sarcastic Journalist]

yuuumm, rocky penis ridges. That's Lays newest Ruffles flavor.

[Janis]

Utah has many cool things about it. Including me! If you ever come out to see the cock rock, swing by my place.

Lot's of fun to be had in these parts!