Look! I can accept advice!

I couldn't decide if I should turn off comments or leave them up.

I like the interactive nature of the comments and without comments we never would have learned about Moist Pork Panties and I just don't think anyone could live without that.

But on the other hand I just can't accept the nasty comments with grace or aplomb, and you're all right discussing it is kind of a waste of time and just makes the trolls masturbate a little bit harder.

So, I've decided to follow the advice of some nice person and I'm changing my settings (which I wanted to do for a while but couldn't figure out. I'm very smart.) so that you have to have a Typekey account to comment (it takes literally two seconds to set up) and I'm having Logan confirm or delete comments.

So don't send along nasty comments because I won't be reading them. Perhaps someday I'll be able to read the ugly things without having a massive come apart but for now, I'm just not mature enough I suppose.

If this doesn't work out well for us, then I'll just turn off comments all together and you'll just have to email me when you have something to say. I know that's not much fun but one has to protect one's sense of well being you know.

Yes, you can still send me bile via email but most trolls are lazy.

Also, guys? I don't leave for Amsterdam for 13 days and I'm not going to talk about it until I'm there so please stop telling me you're here to read about Amsterdam!