Credit card companies can kiss my ass
Let's see this application is pieced together with scotch tape. Hey great! Here's $5,000!
Grrrrrrrr................
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Let's see this application is pieced together with scotch tape. Hey great! Here's $5,000!
Grrrrrrrr................
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Scarey!
Posted by: Kim E | 2006.03.11 at 01:34 AM
From now on I will be coating all credit card application in gravy and feeding them to the dogs. If someone cares to strain them out of the dog poo and piece them back together, they by God deserve a little credit.
Posted by: MCCraig | 2006.03.11 at 01:36 AM
ACK!!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: jamielynnlynn | 2006.03.11 at 01:48 AM
that is terrifying (sp?)
Posted by: Annejelynn | 2006.03.11 at 02:34 AM
Un-freaking-believable!!!
Posted by: finnmichigan | 2006.03.11 at 09:25 AM
Finally, I have found a positive side to the fact the credit card companies won't give me cards!
Posted by: schmutzie | 2006.03.11 at 10:59 AM
That's outrageous. I already have so much to shred at the end of the month that I never bother with credit card applications. I just tear them up and toss them. I guess I'll start having to keep a box around and then designate an hour or two to shredding everything. I could just shred it all as it comes in, but HA! who am I kidding?
Posted by: rsm | 2006.03.11 at 11:45 AM
Damn cc companies will do anything to get you hooked. I HATE them!
Posted by: Sandee | 2006.03.11 at 07:02 PM
"It was the kind of methodical effort a methamphetamine addict might enjoy."
Ha ha ha ha ha heh. Um. Hey, that's kind of bad.
Except I have something better than a shredder. I have a baby. Who wears diapers. Diaper Genie is a good place for credit card solicitations. I think my method is pretty much foolproof.
I think.
Posted by: ozma | 2006.03.11 at 10:13 PM
I'm afraid. That's pretty scary. Scotch and Tape. I love it love it love it.
Posted by: dayslikethese | 2006.03.11 at 10:36 PM
I would *love* to see Chase's response to this. I wonder what sort of justification they'd have.
Posted by: Candace | 2006.03.12 at 10:41 AM
I get credit card offers daily. I just rip them in two (or sometimes not) and toss them in the trash. Guess I should invest in a shredder.
Posted by: Cherie | 2006.03.12 at 05:23 PM
I knew it! I knew those bastards couldn't care less who they were letting spend the money they offer...Batards. I tend to throw my ripped up pieces into different garbage bags. It may not help really, but it makes me feel better.
Posted by: JuJuBee | 2006.03.12 at 07:37 PM
That is awful. I knew that they are desperate to give out credit, as I rec'd a card in my dog's name once.
I should have bought a robot vacuum with it.
Posted by: angela marie | 2006.03.13 at 12:20 PM
This story is a tribute to wishful thinking. Chase clearly thought that their new customer really wanted to resist getting a credit card but just couldn't.
Posted by: 21stCenturyMom | 2006.03.13 at 09:25 PM
Holy crap. Maybe that explains how someone opened five (five!) cingular accounts in my name last month.
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