Not doing it. No.

Today, as I paid for my small basket of groceries, the check out girl said, "You need milk, diet coke and Life cereal? I thought you needed to lose weight?"

Yesterday, at the dentist, he looked at my molars and said, "Your incisors are lovely. Just not overweight like you."

The other day, at the Flog, on an entirely unrelated (to my fucking weight) post about housekeepers and instilling into children a sense of entitlement, "Doesn't cleaning a house burn calories? Don't you need to lose some weight."

So no, since you asked, no I'm not ready to write anything here.

The fortunate thing is I have nothing to say. It's funny though how over half of my 'anonymous' email and 'anonymous' comments come from an SBC/Ameritech ISP. It's starting to make me think all SBC/Ameritech users are unpleasant and unhappy people.