Suburban Bliss:: Birth Control Via The Written Word: How I wish it went.

2006.07.29

Marritt: "Does anyone have any questions?"

Me: "I have a question for Alice. Alice, can you tell me how you got so awesome?"

The real story there being how it really went, instead. Will we get to hear it? :)

Can I just say that I witnessed this post being written and published, and that soon after Melissa started crying.

Was that Alice's fault? She's always making Melissa cry. She makes me spit out food, but that's another story.

That would have been lovely.

Damn, we missed Melissa crying? Even when it's like "shooting fish in a barrel" ?

I think that we all wanted to ask that question. That, and lick her shoes.

do not meet these people on the playground

Mrs Kennedy
"Blog me like Mimi Smartypants"
Que Sera Sera
from Oklahoma to New York City. Giddy Up.
Geese Aplenty
At least his name isn't Apple.
Fluid Pudding
Handmade with Lots of Damnits and Shits. Happy Birthday.
Secret Agent Josephine
Every morning Madison wakes up and says, "Why can't that lady with all the costumes and fun be my mommy?"
finslippy
Quite honestly, you're a bumbling idiot if you aren't reading this.
Dooce
what's with all the hate?
Laid Off Dad
No longer laid off, but still funny!
One Good Thing
I've stalked her before.
My L'il Sister
She's brain farting all over MySpace.com
Sweet Juniper!
He sort of has a crush on Logan.
Mighty Girl -
The Might just grew by about 8 pounds.

Suburban Bliss:: Birth Control Via The Written Word