Predictable.

Last night I dreamt I woke up, walked into the kitchen and the last part of the wall paper was up again, only this time in a bright red plaid.

I kept telling myself this is only a dream. You'll wake up.

When I didn't wake up I became so despondent I began roaming the streets of Detroit, ending up at a church pep rally, stumbling through the home of circus performers (?) and then a YMCA 'Job Training' seminar. This seminar was outside and I laid on the steps staring into space unable to get really revved up about my lucrative future in telemarketing.

Finally Logan came to get me and he had great news! He had bought me a present! A professional wallpaper steamer. This is where the dream gets really weird. I didn't kill him because I was truly so excited to try it out.

Finally my subconcious pulls out something totally unbelievable.

I didn't mention wallpaper even once in this week's Buzz Off. See? 

Comments

[Pocket Rocket]

I wonder what Dr. Janet Taylor would think of "Baby Loves Disco":

http://tinyurl.com/yq6fbt

[BOSSY]

Um, yeah, right - Bossy had a nightmare too, and in it Melissa buys a great new house and ... it's full of wallpaper.

[sleepingKelly]

I love dreams...and it's even more fun recounting them to others!

[Bitsy]

Here is a dream interpretation: the wallpaper means "the writing on the wall" - what does bright red plaid mean to you?

You are really roaming in search of religion, but feel like you are really more of a circus act, something akin to telemarketing (selling your soul in a circus act - reality blogging.)

The professional wallpaper steamer represents a professional job where your talents will be appreciated and rewarded as...well, professional.

In summary, I have had too much wine and am not a dream interpreter by trade, but I have played one on television.

P.S. I do love SB and check at least once a week.

[Melissa Summers]

Wow. That's the most mildly offensive wildly assumptive dream interpretation I've ever gotten.

I think I have a new banner theme though, something relating to my "Circus Act".

(PS: I thought that mortgage and car I pay every month with blogging was appreciated....Thank God for the internet.)

[Brokemom]

A five minute How-To video??! How could one resist?

[The Metamorph]

I wonder why Bitsy Parker's typekey profile lists the blogs on which she comments, but not her own blog?