Today is a half day of school.

Half days are against my religion. Whole days off are against all the laws of nature.

And yet, the school doesn't care about this, they still expect me to participate in this horrible activity which is against all my beliefs.

Thankfully it's a beautiful day, my work is done, the zoo is open and there's a trampoline in my backyard.

I'm complaining about getting the house clean with as little personal effort as possible at Ordering Disorder.

I'm being a Buzz Kill at The Buzz Off. My friend's mammogram came back clear but there's still another hurdle to rule out. This is an important post to read. Actually my post isn't all that important but it leads you to important things. The bottom line is: Your boobs should not perform wacky circus tricks, if they look weird GET TO THE DOCTOR.