Please Don't Copy. I really didn't want to put a copyright thing on my site. It seemed a little....I don't know. But it's been brought to my attention I need to remind people to maybe think their own thoughts.
They should actually totally THANK you. Because I don't know about everyone else, but I've been walking around for days thinking how tasty some frozen yogurt sounds right about now...
Ride (I mean flog) that pony, cowgirl! (whoa--that sounds dirtier than I was going for)
This is one of the things I love about your personality--your honesty in all things good, bad, ridiculous. I also beat dead horses. I find it therapeutic--especially when I'm cracking myself up.
You can never beat a dead horse too much. This is cracking me up each time, I keep coming back to see what is coming up next. If your whip is getting worn out from beating it you can borrow mine
Pinkberry is sooo ridiculous. They take themselves way too seriously. Think of how much free promotion they're missing out on being such tight-wads! I'm over them, anyway. There are so many cheaper knockoffs I have no incentive to continue on there.
Don't be done. This is cracking me up.
My first 3 jobs were at froyo places. What can I say? It was granola Northern California in the late 80s, early 90s.
Posted by: Alyce | 2008.07.31 at 02:10 PM
They should actually totally THANK you. Because I don't know about everyone else, but I've been walking around for days thinking how tasty some frozen yogurt sounds right about now...
Posted by: Maia | 2008.07.31 at 02:26 PM
Is that a white counter? How stylish.
Posted by: Meg | 2008.07.31 at 03:44 PM
This horse is SO. NOT. DEAD. YET. Trust me!
Posted by: MrsWaltz | 2008.07.31 at 03:54 PM
Ride (I mean flog) that pony, cowgirl! (whoa--that sounds dirtier than I was going for)
This is one of the things I love about your personality--your honesty in all things good, bad, ridiculous. I also beat dead horses. I find it therapeutic--especially when I'm cracking myself up.
Thank you for sharing!
Posted by: Melissa (another one) | 2008.07.31 at 04:23 PM
Don't stop - these are hilarious!
Posted by: whoorl | 2008.07.31 at 05:43 PM
I echo the above posters -- the horse still has a pulse and is breathing!
This is cracking me up so much.
Posted by: katg | 2008.07.31 at 05:53 PM
I always wondered how people could eat gummy bears on top of frozen yogurt. Don't they get hard, or do they stay squishy? Just wondering...
Posted by: Alana | 2008.07.31 at 06:04 PM
You can never beat a dead horse too much. This is cracking me up each time, I keep coming back to see what is coming up next. If your whip is getting worn out from beating it you can borrow mine
Posted by: Katrina | 2008.07.31 at 07:32 PM
Beat on, sistah!
(Wow, that sounded pretty bad, too.)
Posted by: paula in ohio | 2008.07.31 at 07:55 PM
please don't stop...he's not dead!
Posted by: steph | 2008.07.31 at 08:10 PM
If the horse dies, I'll do mouth to mouth.
Posted by: Leeann | 2008.07.31 at 08:32 PM
I, too, think the forbidden photos are hilarious. Keep 'em coming.
Posted by: Grammar Snob | 2008.07.31 at 09:04 PM
[taking notes for my next, totally original, entrepreneurial venture]
Posted by: anna | 2008.07.31 at 10:23 PM
I see a forbidden coffee-table book in your future.
Posted by: Why Mom Drinks Rum | 2008.08.01 at 07:56 AM
I totally used to get gummy bears on my frozen yogurt, and yes they do get hard.
Posted by: ashley | 2008.08.01 at 08:22 AM
Pinkberry is sooo ridiculous. They take themselves way too seriously. Think of how much free promotion they're missing out on being such tight-wads! I'm over them, anyway. There are so many cheaper knockoffs I have no incentive to continue on there.
Posted by: Casey | 2008.08.01 at 03:59 PM
I am actually REALLY enjoying the horse beating. Its hilarious! But it makes me crave yogurt :)
Posted by: cindy | 2008.08.03 at 04:59 AM