Moms Gone Marginally Wild II

My friend Andrea's mom remarried a couple of years ago and she chose well because not only is he a good man and a great match for her he also owns a home in a little resort town in Florida called Seaside. It's the place they filmed the movie The Truman Show and the place is so sweet it'll give you a cavity.

Six of my friends flew down to spend a long weekend at the house and then yesterday my friends tied me to the roof of the car and forced me to come home.

The running joke all weekend was how I was down in Florida doing all the things I rarely do when I'm home. Like swim, eat ice cream, and stay up until 2:30 am a couple of nights in a row. I found this riotously funny and wanted so badly to send pictures home of me doing all the things the kids think make a vacation really fun, like buying Webkins, eating candy and maybe playing Marco Polo in the water for hours on end. But then that seemed mean.

It was mean enough that I stayed up that late dancing at a bar and making a general ass of myself when I rarely do that when I'm with Logan. One of us has to remain reasonably adult and since I married a middle-aged fraternity boy, that person has to me.

Thankfully I did not simulate oral sex to a southern business man like I did on my last girl's weekend with these ladies. I mostly just danced and attempted to make a poker face that looked more like a bad case of constipation. The men of Seaside will never be the same after that. Or after one of the (nameless) members of my party "accidentally" lifted her dress and shared her ass with the crowd.

You know it was a fun night when a text goes to one's husband the morning after, "I just want you to know, before you hear it somewhere else, I accidentally mooned a crabby bartender last night."

Oops! I'm accidentally unaware of the length of my dress!

I'm sure I'll have more stories (and pictures, not of the moon) to share very soon. Right now I've got to go sleep.

But to sum up: Girl's Weekends = ++++ Highly recommended.

Comments

[JP]

Accidental mooning. I love it.

[Mandee]

My goal in life is to own a gourmet grocery store/delivery business down there. Having to purchase a new AC unit for my house just set me back, but it will happen. It's my favorite place on earth. Glad y'all enjoyed it!

[homeslice]

your post makes me mourn for my previous girls weekends. it should mandatory, especially for moms, to go at least once a year.

[Swiggy]

I wanna be part of your next girls weekend. It sounds like fun!

[Sara]

At least your mooning was accidental. I worked at the University of Michigan for two years and can't tell you how many times I saw girls' asses. I don't think they *meant* it but they sure weren't doing anything to cover themselves. *shudder*

[Mental Momma]

Oh I need one of these.

[linda mcconaughy]

That's crazy -- I was in Seaside last weekend, too. Sorry I missed the show!

Isn't that beach beyond gorgeous?

[stephanie]

don't you mean...BUTT, to sum it up...

;)

[kate]

Wow, your photos are amazing!! Did you get a new camera? The colors and the images you captured are fantastic!

Our annual girls' weekend (we actually DO call it Moms Gone Wild) starts tomorrow! I agree, highly, highly recommended to do this once a year. It is crucial for our sanity. We go somewhere different each year (a necessity, as last time, in Sun Valley, Idaho, one of us - ahem - ended up in the emergency room.)

http://sweetpot8o.blogspot.com/2007/07/emergency-roomor-what-little-i-remember.html

So glad you had fun!!