My Nicer Funnier Sister in Law has a vast collection of Sea Glass. She started collecting it here, on Lake Erie, where she theorizes the people of Ohio drink a lot of beer and throw the empty bottles in the lake and they wash up in Canada. Ohio, why must we be so unkind to Canada?
Every single piece of this glass has a story...and my sister in law will tell you their stories, all of them. She has a few favorites, things shaped like someone or something.
She will argue vehemently about the value of this collection. But you will never find her selling it.
When she learned you can just buy it in bulk...she was kind of upset. Mass produced beach glass? She said. What's next? Cloning chickens!?
So, my next 'Gifts I Would Have Bought' entry involves what I would have bought my Sister In Law if I was willing to take a joke to the very highest level.
I'd have ordered this and this to make a complete set.
Then, since I'm going for maximum impact...I'd also buy this and this so she'd have a matching set.
So far, my imaginary Christmas is so much more funny than my real one.